Dear Medical Supply Company (an open letter)

Dear Medical Supply Company,

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your equipment was exceptional, your service superior, and your staff are wonderful to a fault. I mean this sincerely and with no sarcasm whatsoever. I really do. But as of today, September 22nd, 2008 we will no longer be needing your services.

So you can take the tubes and wires, the electrodes and belts, the portable oxygen tanks, the super hot and monotonously loud oxygen condenser, and all of their accoutrement, the false alarms, the sticky electrode welts, the piercing beeps, the startling middle of the night rousings, the extra 25lbs of gear attached to my baby 24/7, the awkward stares and questions from strangers, the pitying looks, the stress, worry and anxiety of our whole family and all our friends and respectfully.... stick it all where the sun don't shine!!

Just like his twin brother Cameron is a wire and tube free baby! He no longer needs his apnea monitor. I can officially say that he is cured of his chronic lung disease and need for supplemental oxygen assistance. You may feel free to pick up your equipment at any time. The sooner the better.

Sincerely,
Laura
Proud Mommy to two very healthy baby boys!